By hatboxghost - 09/07/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
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SimpleSimon 0

"I wanna roll with, The gangstas, But oh, no, they all think I'm too white and nerdy"

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infinityrhyme 0

Maybe he's thinking you'll support him and buy some bling too.

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Bella_999 0

bahahahhaa. thats something my ex would have done. XD

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jewelzgalore 0

******* beautiful!

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drdj2006 3

drop him if hes dumb enough to choos that life when he has a good middle class lifestlye handed to him then hes dumb enough to get himself killed right quick the the ganster world and proly get you killed right along with him

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mwbddh2 0

You idiot minorities took "gangster" from us white folk, it's bad enough you steal from our businesses. Don't steal our words. Oh, and your boyfriend is a fag.

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razzumfrazzum 0

Actually you white folk, along with the rest of the free world, started calling everybody that lived that type of lifestyle that sooooooo yea. Who's the idiot again? Oh and you also steal from your own businesses that wouldn't be in business without the "minorities" which, when summed together, become the majority. Stupid redneck.

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star_ver 0

Obvious troll is ******* obvious. Fail.

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wowfmlife 0

Sex is for procreation, not recreation. That's why being gay is wrong.

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ghostgirll 0

no one asked for your ******* opinion on homosexuality

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Lmflifeaway 0

Well, it's a good thing straight people don't use condoms or birth control because your reasoning would also make being straight wrong.

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star_ver 0

By that logic, infertile women and men should refrain from sex then. Also, women who are past childbearing age. As long as they're straight, it's okay though, right? Logic fail.

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cloudkittycat 0

How does one respond to that?

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biskitbukit 7

Tell him that Kanye West is the new image of gangster, so then he'll at least dress better.

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UrRightFML 0

Ive got 1 question, Ur bfs a guy i got that but it said that the poster was allso a guy? a gay wanna-be gangsta or did u make a mistake? Still i like this FML.

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