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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 09:01 - Singapore

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Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 192
You deserved it 110 277

Same thing different taste

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If you labeled it ****, I bet he wouldn't of opened it. Just saying.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Genious on your part up until you let him open it thats a rather clever way of stashing the wank bank

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If you want to make sure no one dares to open it, put it in a folder like; Norton Anti-virusQuarantined files

okay well, that's stupid, but i don't know of any teacher who would actually do that, mine certainly never just let themselves into my thumbdrive, so to speak. that sounds dirty, but i can't think of a better way to say it.

In middle school my friends got their pr0n taken away. They used to sell it to other kids xD Man, that was 6 years ago. jeeze. time certainly does fly

SteezyPeezy 0

Nice. U shoulnt have given it to ur teacher if u had labeledbut "schoolwork"

Ha ha ha... Seriously, if you want to hide it, do the following: 1. Start > Run > Type "CMD" and press enter 2. Find out what drive letter the USB is. Say it's E: In the CMD window, type: E: 3. Create a folder, say you name it "pr0n" Dump your shit in there, and go back to cmd. Type : attrib +s +h "pr0n" 4. That will hide it. If you want it back, do the same thing. but type, attrib -s -h "pr0n" Now don't get caught again!

Don't put your **** on a portable drive. Nest it in like 10 folders on your home computer. Even so, name the folders 'damaged files', '01101001', etc.

I would have to say that I sympathize with you on the matter that your teacher opened the folder without permission. However, you deserve it for not hiding it more creatively -- I don't keep a stash of ****, but other secret files that I have are kept at least two folders in. You had the misnaming part right, and it's a good name for most occasions, but if you really want to hide something it should be good for any and all occasions. Even if you think you'll remember to fix it beforehand or something, you may not have time or you may simply forget. You also deserve it for giving your teacher a flash drive with ****. I don't care how cleverly hidden you thought it was, at that point it's too accessible to the teacher. If it's something they can pick up on immediately, like ****, it should not be within the teacher's grasp. I would also have to yell at everyone criticizing you for using a flash drive. It actually makes sense if he keeps it on him -- that way no one could sneak on his computer and find it. You shouldn't have been in the situation in the first place, but I'd have to say that, given the situation, you handled it half-well and half-poorly.

ilovefmlife 0

you should of put something that no one would want to see like "mom's feet fungus"

Oriina 0

And what have we learned? Next time try putting your secret folder in a few other folders and name it something that people wouldn't mess with. Though to begin with, your teacher shouldn't have opened the folder without permission anyway.