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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 09:01 - Singapore

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Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 192
You deserved it 110 277

Same thing different taste

Top comments

If you labeled it ****, I bet he wouldn't of opened it. Just saying.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Genious on your part up until you let him open it thats a rather clever way of stashing the wank bank

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alex_vik 0

I just keep mine hidden inside many discreet folders. I've got 'Stuff' on the desktop, then 'Junk' in that, then 'Shit I need to delete' inside that, and then 'Random crap' in that.

vt_mruhlin 0

The only reason I can see to keep the **** on the thumb drive is to avoid the situation of people borrowing your computer and stumbling across it on your hard drive. I understand the thought, but you need a lesson in paranoia. I keep all my **** on my hard drive, but it's hidden in a TrueCrypt repository with an inconspicuous name (cachetmp.dat or something). And that repository is protected by both a password and a keyfile stored in another inconspicuous location on my hard drive. Nobody's ever getting into my **** stash without my knowledge. Now, the problem is that I tend to be lazy about moving stuff from c:Downloads to the **** stash. I could see the thumb drive being a partial solution to this problem, if you want to limit yourself to only torrenting while you're sitting at the machine.

brodizzle 0

#47, do you need someone to be your friend? Or more relevantly, your English tutor?

So where do you keep your school work? In a folder called ****?

That sucks. A lot of people change folder names so others won't know what is really in them, and the teacher shouldn't have just started opening folders without asking you regardless of what the folders are named. Next time name it something else, like someone else said, something no one would really have any interest in clicking.

He shouldn't have opened any folders. He should have asked which one it was first, or just let you do that. I kind of agree, though, that you should not keep your **** on a flash drive, or at least keep it on a separate one from your schoolwork. Don't worry too much about it, and try to laugh about it. It will seem funny later once you wipe the egg off your face.

f_u_c_kmylife 0

i lol'd YDI for naming it school work, anyone could have looked in it what if your parents put it in and said oh ill just see what jimmy has been up too for school.

iditottt.... and anyway where would u watch it besides ur comp!!! ur not going to go to ur friends house and watch it there with no privacy at all

Minstrels 0

I'd guess you'd put it on a flash drive so it's not actually on your computer. Actually kinda makes sense. You just shouldn't use it for other stuff, then. =P Ah. At least you're learning from your mistakes! Also, #47, what the ****? Are you two or just hellishly prude?