Miscellaneous: Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class...

By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 11:29 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML

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By Teaching - 12/11/2009 07:17 - United States

Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

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By badessaymyass - 17/04/2014 19:59 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 10:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

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By depressed - 03/09/2013 21:43 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, my new creative writing teacher informed the class that we should consult him before writing anything "dark or disturbing." I only took the class because my therapist recommended that I join the class so I could freely express my darker thoughts without her help or a fear of being judged. FML

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Feedback

By fluent in two, unlike you - 25/03/2014 18:42 - Mexico

Today, the feedback my teacher wrote on my English assignment was so horrible that it took me half an hour and help from both my parents to decipher it. It turned out to be a scathing criticism of my "poor communication skills". I hate my teachers. FML

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By This guy - 21/02/2016 02:53 - United States - Jackson

Today, my teacher gave me a 0% on my personal narrative in my writing class. His only comment on the whole paper was, "Too long, didn't read." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 21:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I got feedback on an essay I wrote, by my mum who is also a teacher. She said it was 'worse than most of her pupils'. She teaches 10-year-olds. I'm a 20-year-old student at university. FML

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Help!

By technicallywroteabook - 21/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Grapevine

Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about isn't real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 15:05 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML

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littlemonster94 15

Friday 8 March 2013 16:14

Consider that validation that you indeed wrote a good horror story. Props to you, oh demented one!

HowieDoIt 21

Friday 8 March 2013 16:12

I would exorcise your right to publication, otherwise this ghoul is in trouble

Comments

Pixiemels 19

Friday 8 March 2013 17:20

I really really REALLY wanna read that story now...nothing better than a disturbing ghost story! We love ghosts!

rattusrattus 18

Friday 8 March 2013 17:31

Don't worry, most good writers are disturbed and in need of help. Of course, some terrible writers are also disturbed and in need of help. That would be me.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Saturday 9 March 2013 0:48

Disturbed? Yes. In need of help? I wouldn't say that.. Then they'd stop being disturbed and stop making good stuff.

vbmg152 18

Friday 8 March 2013 17:41

Don't feel bad! Many moons ago when I was in 7th grade, pretty much the same thing happened to me. My parents told the school officials that they're the ones who need help not me! Here it is almost 40 years later & I haven't killed or even maimed anyone yet!

perdix 29

Friday 8 March 2013 18:19

#40, when you finished your comment with "yet," I peed myself a little.

andyyroxx 20

Friday 8 March 2013 17:42

Halt, 25.

chisty87 16

Friday 8 March 2013 17:45

Not every guidance counselor is the same most actually recognize talent and help students get to the next step but yours my friend is just and idiot...