Miscellaneous: Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and...

By biggmouth - 26/03/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 15:26 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

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By mat - 21/01/2009 06:02 - France

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 232

You deserved it 2 637

By brob56 - 23/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

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You deserved it 82 747

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 13:39 - United States

Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 356

You deserved it 9 687

By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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You deserved it 302

By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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You deserved it 851

Serial 2

Friday 27 March 2009 2:06

you should of said like..."well, i guess i was right"

Aoeu 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:04

Wow, good going.

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Unspoken_1 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:55

All baby's are ugly, though. Your teacher should know this

save_me_08 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:56

"Gotta love those recessive genes"... might have helped save face...

AlmightyAl 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:56

"that's extremely rude! you shouldn't say things like that about any body's child ! i'm sure you were one ugly ass baby !" You just contradicted yourself in the same sentence. Nice. Anyways, when I was a kid I looked fugly. I had huuuuuuge dimples and I looked like a monkey. Now I look like a male model(In my opinion, hehe). Besides, you totally deserved that.

sleepless15_p 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:05

asshole

jesslackszazz 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:05

Lmao #33. Ahaha, but anyways you totally deserve that one. Ugly baby or not.

kkooaallaass 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:08

hahahaha # 8, ya me to

elemenopyqrstuv 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:19

failllll

peidit 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:23

that sucks what teacher shows stuff like that anyways?

xkaokaox 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:29

this also has happened to my friend. "who is that fat ugly little girl?" and the teacher said it was his daughter... boo, lol.

AlexJakubsen1 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:37

you are a dick. i hope your life stays ****** forever. its poeple like you who created hitler and charles manson. you wait like a predator to attack even the most innocent and unsuspecting victims, all for your own selfish anamistic gains until one day all the evil in a bunch of your kind gets focused into one person and explodes out in everyones face. rot in hell.