Miscellaneous: Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and...

By biggmouth - 26/03/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 15:26 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

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By mat - 21/01/2009 06:02 - France

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

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By brob56 - 23/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 13:39 - United States

Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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Friday 27 March 2009 2:06

you should of said like..."well, i guess i was right"

Aoeu 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:04

Wow, good going.

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pushinglimits_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:25

"ahhh that's a relief. i almost felt sorry for those parents"

scorpiogirl666 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:29

nice lol

cyberhoy 3

Friday 27 March 2009 2:30

most babies are pretty ugly

splinter_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:35

Make sure you come back and let us know how that big fat F tastes, chief.

uguysareidiots 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:43

im sure you were ugly too

f_my_life05 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:45

This is why we THINK before we SPEAK...haha!

Deviant_fml 5

Friday 27 March 2009 2:50

"Today, I was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. I projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. One of my students then proceeded to joke about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was my baby. FML"

save_me_08 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:50

Well ya know... if you were right at least you know you understand the material your learning. Maybe you shoulda tried finishing with "Must get it from the other parent"...maybe not

nomadxx7 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:51

Agree with #17 I know some very attractive couples who look like they gave birth to hellspawn. I understand genetics and passing down traits but it seems when it comes to looks that sometimes it doesn't work out that way (plus I've seen some ugly couples that have beautiful babies). Next time it may be better to say nothing than to stick your foot in your mouth. YDI for the comment but on the same token the teacher should handle some criticism if their baby truly is ugly. FYI, my boss always said she thought her daughter was the ugliest baby when she was born but now (her daughter is 30) and she is smoking.