Miscellaneous: Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and...

By biggmouth - 26/03/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 15:26 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

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By mat - 21/01/2009 06:02 - France

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

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By brob56 - 23/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 13:39 - United States

Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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Serial 2

Friday 27 March 2009 2:06

you should of said like..."well, i guess i was right"

Aoeu 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:04

Wow, good going.

Comments

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:00

That was a dumb thing to say

hello_jules 8

Saturday 13 August 2011 6:33

Your fault for being rude...

xXRiah_GirlXx 9

Wednesday 21 September 2011 23:22

**** the babies life for being ugly and having ugly parents...

kchumber 7

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:51

you are an ass

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Tuesday 7 February 2012 4:13

You are such an insensitive asshole. YDI! >:(

Liquatic 1

Tuesday 20 November 2012 10:10

Yeah, because insulting others must make you feel wonderful about yourself.

marvin101 6

Wednesday 26 December 2012 12:46

Lol what did she say

prettydummy 12

Sunday 6 January 2013 9:45

lmao

Jeffy91 28

Saturday 5 October 2013 11:16

Sure it wasn't your baby picture she put up there? Takes an ugly person to know an ugly person. In your case your just ugly on the inside. Hate to think what goes through a mothers mind when her child is called ugly. Your lucky you lived to even post this crazy ass.