By iphonerevolution - 05/07/2014 00:15 - South Africa

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
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1217jonathan 15

Take that back from her, so she gets nothing !

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False_Stupidity 41

She deserves no phone at all in that case. Hope you took the right steps, took that phone off her and grounded her for eternity.

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ItsMissLia 19

Ungrateful, I would take her phone OP & as a lesson maybe have her do some charity work helping out the less fortunate.

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dawood_k 27

Give the bloody kid a landline cordless phone... If she wants to make or get a call she must be at home Wants to send a mail do it the old fashioned way... Emergency text... She can ******* pigeon mail

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Thatguy334 7

Take it back to the store: no birthday presents this year

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HylianTwilight 21

...You shouldn't decide to scare your parents shitless and worry them with the thought of "my daughter wants to kill herself". The little shit needs to learn that faking a suicide is selfish and extremely cruel to do, especially if her parents already love or cater to other things she wants (just an assumption). If I would've, I would follow through with her 'suicide' and place her under intensive watch just so she knows what actual attempted suicides look like. Might make her appreciate freedom and whatever else she can have. She's an attention ***** crying to get attention over a phone she should earn in the first place.

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LalaDee561 8

If she doesn't appreciate what she got then leave her with nothing! Next time she'll learn to be more grateful.

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furbyface711 9

Baker Act her. That will show her what real divide threats can do and teach her a lesson.

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daydreamer244 13

#thestruggle

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