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By iphonerevolution - 05/07/2014 00:15 - South Africa

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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By Paige - 26/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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By My sister is a scumbag - 09/04/2021 17:00

Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML

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By Jose - 08/07/2023 03:00

Today, my daughter and her best friend made an elaborate plan that she was kidnapped, causing me to cough up $7000 in ransom money, which I later found out was a hoax. All this because she’s still upset I left her terminally ill mother for my current girlfriend. FML

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By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By Kelly - 29/11/2016 18:57

Today, I discovered that my 17-year-old daughter received several weird deposits from Paypal. I checked her phone to discover that she had changed the password for the first time in years. Fearing drugs, I confronted her. She broke down and confessed to selling rare digital Pokemon on eBay. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By icarlymom - 05/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML

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By Pissed.Off.Mom. - 06/10/2016 05:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML

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Daddy's little girl

By what did I raise?! - 19/03/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, my daughter asked to use my phone to find hers. Instead, she sent multiple messages to my boyfriend, trying to break up with him. When asked why she did it, she said it’s because she wants me to get back with her father. This would be somewhat understandable if she wasn’t 32 years-old. FML

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1217jonathan 15

Saturday 5 July 2014 11:55

Take that back from her, so she gets nothing !

fk18 27

Saturday 5 July 2014 11:53

I worry for the future generation

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dehvi 9

Saturday 5 July 2014 19:13

Should take away the phone altogether

weaslette_fml 7

Saturday 5 July 2014 19:25

since when is suicide gracful? SMH

sandman2118 10

Saturday 5 July 2014 19:28

How did she fake the sucide

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 27 November 2014 18:44

Stop breathing, cut herself.

applelover35 4

Saturday 5 July 2014 19:28

Stupid ungrateful asshole! Take the phone away from her and she'll have no phone! This is a huge insult samsung, and especially to people who suffer with depression/suicidal thoughts. I use iphone, but I'm still very mad about this Make that spoiled brat regret this!

lixarodriguez 7

Saturday 5 July 2014 19:44

Samsungs are better though

mattrd_fml 31

Saturday 5 July 2014 19:45

Samsung > iPhone

TheGGthDoctor 4

Saturday 5 July 2014 19:47

Take the smartphone away, and replace it with a flip phone from the 90s. A brat like her doesn't deserve any new technology.

mokka44 8

Saturday 5 July 2014 19:52

Samsung makes a better phone than Apple. If she was paying attention she would see that Android is gaining popularity while

Rawr6591 21

Saturday 5 July 2014 19:55

get her committed

bambam20 11

Saturday 5 July 2014 19:55

iPhones really are better

XxEmo_PaganxX 13

Friday 12 June 2015 22:51

Can you provide a reason why?

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