By iphonerevolution - 05/07/2014 00:15 - South Africa

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 773
You deserved it 13 361

Same thing different taste

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Take that back from her, so she gets nothing !

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Seriously people they're all phones. Btw, she is a spoiled brat. That is something that should never be tolerated. Ever.

normally i say tell this little brat off because suicide is not something to joke about but instead have her committed like you don't realize she was faking and say how you don't want to lose her a little time in a center might fix her attitude [also considering i've been using second hand phones from siblings and my father since i was old enough to have a cellphone i be damn happy to have a new phone no matter what brand]

wow I hope you take the phone from her

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Yeah, she did it because she didn't get an iPhone. She's spoiled.

RedPillSucks 31

What #66 said. There's no legitimate reason to fake a suicide because you don't like a gift. Perhaps you are OPs daughter?

kyu_Q 19

#56 please list one of those reasons

How ungrateful! I'd take it off her so then she didn't have any until she learnt a bit of respect. I worry for the future generations

Take any and all electronics away from her. If she needs to use a computer limit her use of it. Same goes with watching TV. As someone who's suffered from depression and had suicidal thoughts, I find this extremely disrespectful, particularly to those who have unfortunately succeeded in their attempts at suicide. I would also make her pay for her own hospital bill.

If I were you I would take away the samsung and give her one of those old school heavy brick phones with aerials that can only make calls. Carrying one of those around will be way more embarrassing for her than not having a phone at all.

Normally I don't condone violence towards children, but that little shit deserves a good ass kicking. You do NOT take suicide lightly like that, especially over something as trivial as a ******* cell phone.