Kids: Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was...

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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Potty drama

By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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Training day

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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By subtweetqueen - 09/09/2016 04:18 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, was the first day of potty training for my toddler. While watching a "How to Potty Train" video, I noticed my toddler was making a weird face on the side of the couch. I walked over to her, picked her up and a big pile of poop dropped. FML

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By Kymberly Hams - 09/04/2019 10:00 - Australia

Today, my toddler was supposed to be taking a nap. Instead, he decided it was the perfect time to remove his own nappy for the first time ever. He painted his walls, floor, bed and body, then started crying because he was dirty. FML

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By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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Well done sweetie

By Mommy - 29/09/2010 22:47 - United States

Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML

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NoMercy_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:05

Were you "pissed" off?

xHaniffax 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:04

Awwwwwe how cute

Comments

Hurricanevenom 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:40

#2 wins at life

Pokerdance 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:42

He must have been in a pissy mood.

nnnnicolette 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:42

LOl @ #2

nagewin 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:43

this is sorta cute

Sanrio90 8

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:46

#14- HAHA! OP- Be glad it was piss and not poo.

locketheart 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:51

JARATE BABY! XD http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day07_english.htm

phanatic62 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:21

You beat me to it! Just awesome.

MsMegaroo 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:53

Well can u blame him for laughing??

genius_man16 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:54

Lol #2 OP: that sucks but... he's a kid, you should be used to gross stuff by now. Still FYL tho

gowzer90 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:59

hahahahahahahaha EPIC toddler u should really be proud of him his hand-eye co-ordination is better than some adultz

Mwoehaha 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:07

#25, I'd prefer poo over pee... It's a toddler, not a baby and it should be normal poo by then. And I consider it cute that your toddler came right to you when he did it, you must be a really loving mom! I would be pissed of like crap no matter how much I love the person though, but YLICNF.

xxXChiiXxx 2

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:03

What's YLICNF?

rachybubbles 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:15

I'm thinking it's "your life is certainly not ******." Just a guess lol. Has this reply thing always been available? If so I have never noticed before! Lol.