By Grindyloo - 05/05/2012 10:06

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 415
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Same thing different taste

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Be like a flower and chuck fire at her

Actually, it didn't die. It escaped in time and left another turtle in its place, for it was a ninja. And a mutant. And a teenager.

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Any living human knows not to jump on a turtle, for it can die. If someone who is 5 doesn't know that, then they need a proper education. What kind of kid does this. You can sue his parents, you know.

Roikin 6

My cousin at the age of 3 or 4 wanted to see if the tail of my uncle's pet rat would detach and she cut it off. The rat survived but still, the fact that they would do such a thing just baffles your mind and hurts.

I think the turtle was already dead before the nephew jumped on her. If so, I'll give him a free pass.

That's awful. Stuff him down a sewer pipe, see how much the little shit enjoys "being like Mario" then.

still_guns 16

and this is why I don't want children

I dont give a shit if he was five, run him over in front of his parents the little ******

orourkeanthony 3

Everyone thinks that Nintendo is family friendly but actually portrays things like turtle homicide

I don't care how old the kid is, they should definitely know better than that. I'm sorry for your loss, OP.