Kids: Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all...

By Grindyloo - 05/05/2012 10:06

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

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By dukebluedevils13 - 05/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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By Nikki - 03/08/2009 13:26 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML

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RIP little guy

By Anonymous - 10/12/2014 19:58 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML

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By RestlessDiesel - 18/04/2016 14:40 - United States - Hudson

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML

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By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 00:04 - United States - Reno

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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Saturday 5 May 2012 16:08

Be like a flower and chuck fire at her

BoW2Me 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:11

Actually, it didn't die. It escaped in time and left another turtle in its place, for it was a ninja. And a mutant. And a teenager.

Comments

winoahh 10

Monday 7 May 2012 0:27

Jump on him.

BradTheBrony 19

Monday 7 May 2012 0:33

Aw, c'mon I thought it was funny. *looks up and sees a hailstorm of flaming, down-thumb meteors* Oh fu-

MerrikBarbarian 9

Monday 7 May 2012 3:32

Well I'll be... PETA was right about Mario killing animals after all. O-o But seriously, something is wrong with that kid. At 5 they are old enough to know better... Besides which... The point of jumping on turtles in Mario is to kill them. So they were trying to kill it. :/

nazishooter 0

Monday 7 May 2012 5:33

I would punch that kid in the face

moneybagz131 6

Monday 7 May 2012 6:09

So long me bowser! Fyl.

TrentF13 12

Monday 7 May 2012 7:20

This is by far the most sad thing thing I have EVER heard! D,:

banan001 6

Monday 7 May 2012 12:29

He killed a innocent pet because he wanted to be like a cartoon I tv? ummmm reality check, hope the lil sicko got punished, I mean seriously what the hell did he think was gona happen

hrubi4x4 4

Monday 7 May 2012 17:31

Id spank that kids ass so hard. Hes a moron u know? Lol punishment

Bass_Killer69 1

Monday 7 May 2012 21:37

Make like Scorpion and cut his head off

Silverangel007 3

Tuesday 8 May 2012 1:41

That's both cute and sad, lol. People, have a sense of humour, the poor kid wanted to be like Mario, the knight who fights turtles to rescue a princess.