By Grindyloo - 05/05/2012 10:06

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML
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gigi96 2

Be like a flower and chuck fire at her

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BoW2Me 0

Actually, it didn't die. It escaped in time and left another turtle in its place, for it was a ninja. And a mutant. And a teenager.

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emmyl12 0

Aaawwww i lov turtles and i have one named bubles. Im sorry for your loss though.

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joeymc 0

I would kicked the dumb ass kid right in his damn face

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ceegee415 5

Looks like his parents are getting you a new turtle. Sorry for your loss op. Sounds like your nephew needs some proper parenting.

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fmllover55 0

This is what video games do to young children.

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sobf 2

Wow tht kids so cruel nd stupid.... Beat him

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yummcookie 0

In before a news article blows this put of proportion with a 'video games make kids violent' story.

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michelabeattie 0

That's so sadddd.

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Mikmeister 3

Who says videogames doesn't make you violent?

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lizardninja 0

Too much gaming methinks

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Jaoriprilj 17

I didn't know there was such a thing... for a 5 year old. :)

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