Kids: Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah...

By Angie - 24/03/2011 19:07 - South Africa

Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML

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By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

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Nervous laughter

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 21:44 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 04:07 - United States - Aurora

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

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Stop that now

By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

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Waxing lyrical

By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 04:00

Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML

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By JustShutUp - 27/07/2016 18:40

Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML

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By Ricky - 17/08/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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longhair221 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 22:34

go to the concert - show her how it's done !

sofiainthesun 5

Thursday 24 March 2011 22:36

It looks like you have the best of both worlds!

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FeelinFine 1

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:51

I would just sing along, except that I would sing with death metal vocals >:D That should scare the kid away.

volleychick55 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:54

wow I'm sorry but then again she's only 12 so maybe just blast some of your music??

charliekanijo 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:57

so what????

FeelinFine 1

Friday 25 March 2011 0:02

So it sucks when some untalented kid repeatedly screams the first three lines of a song.

A7X_LoVeee 10

Friday 25 March 2011 0:00

Why would you do that? She's 12.

WickedPixie 0

Friday 25 March 2011 0:05

Zooozi - Anyone who tries to go "first!" in a forum is a sad, pathetic **** who shouldnt be allowed on the internet. Grow up. OP - Do the right thing. Strangle your neighbor and put all surrounding parties out of their misery.

jadenstigman 0

Friday 25 March 2011 0:14

call in a Libyan coalition airstrike on her concert

b3ll4b00 0

Friday 25 March 2011 0:20

ew what 12 tear old girl still actually like Miley. shes a horrible influence and a ****. sure the stripper pole was for "balance" at the kids choice awards. im 12 and I think Miley is the worst role model Disney has offered to kids. but thats not Disney's fault its Miley's so and I knew all of those song lyrics before she turned into the person she is now. which was like 3 years ago.

Lubpynk 0

Friday 25 March 2011 0:21

Good for her for not caring what anyone thinks and singing in her back yard :) I mean as long as it wasn't late or you have a sleeping baby then who cares right?! YDI if she annoys you that much!