Kids: Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah...

By Angie - 24/03/2011 19:07 - South Africa

Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML

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By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

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Nervous laughter

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 21:44 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 04:07 - United States - Aurora

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

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Stop that now

By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

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Waxing lyrical

By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 04:00

Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML

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By JustShutUp - 27/07/2016 18:40

Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML

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By Ricky - 17/08/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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longhair221 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 22:34

go to the concert - show her how it's done !

sofiainthesun 5

Thursday 24 March 2011 22:36

It looks like you have the best of both worlds!

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gigglebritches 0

Friday 25 March 2011 8:11

this is where you break out the bong and show her how to truly impersonate her idol.

emodude44 0

Friday 25 March 2011 9:08

Lord have mercy on your soul...

fadingaway 17

Friday 25 March 2011 14:08

Not just boerewors, it's ''oesophagus'' here too.

TraceCase_ 19

Friday 25 March 2011 14:31

C'mon, did that really make ur life worse? I bet u got a laugh. I wish the 5 kids that live next door to me were that innocent. They're all dicks on a mission to ruin the neighborhood! Dammit, FML!

deathpotato 11

Friday 25 March 2011 18:53

*COUGH*

naughty101 8

Friday 25 March 2011 20:41

save her from embaressment and buy her an actual hm wig..

CarleeBugg123 5

Friday 25 March 2011 23:02

In that case, that must have been a dang good impersonation of Miley Cyrus!!

kaleighhhjj 0

Friday 25 March 2011 23:45

she's 12? that's something maybe a 7 year old would do. I'm almost 13 and would never do something like that and neither would anyone else in my whole grade..,