Lol, OP has to have a severe case of parrot sex hait from this encounter.

How the hell would a male bird fertilize the egg once it's outside the female's body, it has a shell on it. And how would birds reproduce if they didn't have sexual organs? Common sense isn't so common these days it seems.

I wish to respectfully disagree. All animals have sexual organs, even worms. Also, birds reproduce sexually. The male balances on top of the female, who moves her tail aside, and the male will release his sperm into the females cloaca, through his own cloaca. The cloaca is, basically, an all-purpose hole. Birds use it for mating, laying eggs, and releasing waste. Mating is very brief, but it does happen. I think you might be confusing the reproduction of birds with the reproduction of fish. Fish, at least most fish, lay eggs and these eggs are fertilized when a male releases his sperm over them. Yes, fish have sexual organs, too. If you want to learn more about bird mating: http://birding.about.com/od/Reproduction/a/How-Birds-Mate.htm

At #48, The more you know! And knowing is half the battle, G.I. Joe!

Yes birds do have sex. Birds fertilize the eggs before they're laid. Fish fertilize the eggs after laying