By NestHead - 01/10/2013 17:32 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my two parrots decided that my head was the best place to have sex. FML
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addioty 19

Don't be mad that your parrots are getting some and you aren't ;)

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cakefete2 30

On the bright side, OP will soon have chicks.

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cathrope 10

At first I thought she said parents instead of parrots, so I read it as "Today, my two parents decided that my head was the best place to have sex."

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RedPillSucks 31

argh!!!! UNSEE!!! UNSEE!!!

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RpiesSPIES 27

You CAN'T see it, because it's on your head!

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ebonyirony 29

It's actually quite sophisticated, it's just gone over your head.

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HortonThelephant 15

Sounds more like a Cockatiel to me.. Hopefully he didn't get you in the ear. I hear going deaf from ear-sex is quite common.

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Futacy 29

For Christ sake, I hope you didn't teach them to moan and squawk in English!

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Steffi 26

I misread parrots as parents and was so freaked out and confused :P.

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Kibaruto 33

This FML would have been even more interesting.

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perdix 29

Were they having coitus, or was it just Parrot Head? If it was the latter, you are entitled to a front row seat at a Jimmy Buffet concert!

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jasmine2301 25

Why did you let them stay there long enough?

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etishuman22 32

It's more exciting to have sex where you can be caught. It's called exhibitionism. ;)

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