By DC. - 08/02/2009 12:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 715
You deserved it 8 615

Same thing different taste

Top comments

greatbelow 0

It't not gay if your balls don't touch.

Maybe he's asking you for help and he just said it wrong. Maybe what he meant is that he wanted you to help him so he can get a "first." If he's serious though, and you're not gay, then tell him that you don't go that way. If you're really his friend, you'd help him out. He's probably confused.

Comments

i thinks it's cute. obviously, he trusts you and thinks your an amazing friend.

I agree with 90% of the comments on here. It was a very nice thing of him to do to confide in you. I read a comment that you should be a good friend and completely stand by him, even if you are heterosexual. I'm not sure why guys constantly have this thing against other men who happen to be homosexual, but you definitely should support him. It's a friendship, regardless of his sexual orientation. Don't **** it up. =]

Man, if you actually do that you would be the BEST friend anyone could ever have. xD

FiVeStAr_fml 0

wtf. don't do it. that's f-ed up.

giffinator 0

agreed with #48 completely.

#42 - Are you absolutely certain your friend was joking?

okayyyy lol tell him ur straight thats the answer LMFAO IF I WERE U I WOULD DO IT JOKE AHAHAHAHHAHA

csullivan33 0

if you want to try it and are now curious as a by-product of his 'coming out' to you just ask him if you can do the pitching or the catching you know whichever one you like more