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By DC. - 08/02/2009 12:37 - United States

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Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
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greatbelow 0

It't not gay if your balls don't touch.

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NorfolkDude 2

Maybe he's asking you for help and he just said it wrong. Maybe what he meant is that he wanted you to help him so he can get a "first." If he's serious though, and you're not gay, then tell him that you don't go that way. If you're really his friend, you'd help him out. He's probably confused.

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texas1992 0

wow damn. you must be leading him on my guy lol.

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TheTerenity 9

If you say no, can I be your first? Jk Jk :)

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scarface847 13

Do you look gay? Cause then that would explain why he asked.

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