By DC. - 08/02/2009 12:37 - United States

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Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
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greatbelow 0

It't not gay if your balls don't touch.

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NorfolkDude 2

Maybe he's asking you for help and he just said it wrong. Maybe what he meant is that he wanted you to help him so he can get a "first." If he's serious though, and you're not gay, then tell him that you don't go that way. If you're really his friend, you'd help him out. He's probably confused.

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deadlycandii 0

will like u should not do sumthing u dont wanna do but if u wanna go for it, go for it

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HaHa_Sux4_U 0

I agree with 20 not really a fan of gays

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TZW 0

Ugh, why are so many people looking at this like it's such a horrible experience? Okay, so maybe I can't see the heterosexual male's point of view so well, but still, I would think that it shouldn't be something to freak out about and/or be disgusted by... you could just calmly respond that you would not like to do that with your friend. That is, of course, if you wouldn't. For where our society is supposed to be, I'm a bit disappointed in all the negative comments that this received, even though there were plenty positive ones as well. Also, to all the accepting people who commented... umm... I feel like I should reply with some form of praise, so, uhh... good job?

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TheFurry 0

theres nothing wrong with that he likes you :3 if anything that should boost your self esteem cause he thinks you are attractive! **** gay hate, it shouldnt matter he is still your friend and just say "sorry, i am not like like that, but its ok you are still my friend" and he should be.

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slashers_fml 0

give the guy a break. i'd be pretty humiliated if i was a straight guy and one of my male friends asked me to **** him. its OK to be gay, but not everyone has to agree with your lifestyle choice. for some reason most people cant accept that.

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Marburg 0

Well you are dumb Reason 1) You should be flattered that he is interested in you. Reason 2) It isn't a lifestyle choice it is just as controlled by genetics as the color of your skin. Reason 3) Nobody is trying to force anybody else to be gay.

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