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Just a prank, bro!
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did you ever think about him having a disorder like schizofrenia? 'cause if that is the case, YDI otherwise YLS
OP was simply walking near the top of some stairs. No matter the mental condition of the neighbor, this was the fault of the idiot with the laser pointer.
Don't mess with the paranoid
Tobacco subsidies are proof that the government is trying to kill you. We can quibble if they actively murder us, but they do help us commit slow-motion suicide.
Stupid government with their stupid tobacco and wonderful, amazing cigarettes! Sorry, Perdix. I just quit smoking. Bad timing. But they aren't trying to kill us, just keep us complacent. They publicly wage war against the unhealthy tobacco industry while subsidizing it so we pay attention to the wrong issues but keep smoking so we're too sick to fight back. It's all a conspiracy. That's why I keep my curtains closed.
Done. Mostly. Once every two weeks we have pizza and I drink a Pepsi. I'm against artificial and processed sweeteners, but a cheat on occasion is okay. Oh, and since I quit smoking I've had a few Hershey's minis. Chocolate makes the urge to smoke go away.
I'm sorry about you getting hurt, but that is one of the funniest things that I've read in a while
If your neighbour was a conspiracy theorist today, what'll he be tomorrow?
We all have that crazy person in the neighborhood, my neighbor keeps talking to him self
Tomorrow, he will think he is Jesus.
I am too...
So sorry you got hurt,but whoever thought of the laser idea is just brilliant.
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Unless there really was a sniper ... 0_o
It's not paranoia if they really are after you. HEY, WHO THE **** IS AT MY WINDOW!?