By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

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Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
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Thabb 0

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

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ADayToPierceTheV 0

sounds reasonable

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foilindo 0

he won't poke the baby if he has a small wiener!! lol

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butterflyz1961 2

Honestly, how old is she? lol

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Eaglestrike117 29

That's not having balls (which I hope is not meant literally). That's being ******* retarded.

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MizzErikaHart 8

had the balls, lol

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mizz_m 2

if she ovulated again, then yes she could get pregnant again. or if the egg/sperm split then she would be having twins. shortly after the start of pregnancy the body forms a plug to keep amniotic fluid and baby in womb wich will also keep sperm out.

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Babalu722 3

Thank you for being one of the seldom intelligent people here.

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lisha88 1

does she know that it's better to keep having sex because it makes the childbirth easier and she won't get twins that way smh

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rwq891 4

Dude, if she is that f* stupid, then you should be able to talk her into sex. Comeon man.

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Melisso 4

1: had the balls? sounds like you are a rapist. 2: you are so dumb for having such a dumb baby mama.

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Chrispayne 4

Op sounds like an ass. "wife had the balls to tell me?"

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sarahmcgeee 5

seriously, he sounds like a dick

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September_fox 2

My thoughts exactly. It's her body, she can do with it what she wants and OP has no control over it.

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