By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

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Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
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Thabb 0

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

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ADayToPierceTheV 0

sounds reasonable

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Comments

TrollisMe 5

Your girl has balls? Well that IS an FML...

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americiato 2

you both need sex ed. op women don't have balls, and your wife need to know its practically impossible to get twins with sex during pregnancy xD

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Sheilatakeabow 0

Actually, if she doesn't want sex there's not a lot you can do so deal with it.

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MA_COTA 0

ur wife is an idiot

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dreiv330 0

'actually have the balls'?

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TheSithAssassin 15

That doesn't sound like gaul, it sounds like she doesn't understand how reproduction works.

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Sharnaaaaa 0

tell me half of these people actually know that it's not possible to get another baby

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juniperlove_11 0

It's highly unlikely but still possible.

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babyblue666 1

is she stupid. get her a book on pregnancy or go to one of her appointments and bring it up to the doctor

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