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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

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By Andrew - 20/04/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

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Just can't get enough

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 06:00

Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

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By loving wife - 21/04/2013 10:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML

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By bablessinbedsty - 05/05/2017 14:45

Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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Her body, her choice

By Anonymous - 08/01/2022 08:01

Today, my wife decided she wants to disregard our five-year plan to have kids, and is experimenting with the idea of having her tubes tied. FML

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Thabb 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:14

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

ADayToPierceTheV 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:11

sounds reasonable

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TrollisMe 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 8:41

Your girl has balls? Well that IS an FML...

americiato 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 8:44

you both need sex ed. op women don't have balls, and your wife need to know its practically impossible to get twins with sex during pregnancy xD

Sheilatakeabow 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 8:57

Actually, if she doesn't want sex there's not a lot you can do so deal with it.

Ephixa 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:06

Well do you?

MA_COTA 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:14

ur wife is an idiot

dreiv330 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:37

'actually have the balls'?

TheSithAssassin 15

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:41

That doesn't sound like gaul, it sounds like she doesn't understand how reproduction works.

redoxy_fml 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:41

Thar she blows!!!

Sharnaaaaa 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:43

tell me half of these people actually know that it's not possible to get another baby

juniperlove_11 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 15:56

It's highly unlikely but still possible.

babyblue666 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:45

is she stupid. get her a book on pregnancy or go to one of her appointments and bring it up to the doctor

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