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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:45 - France

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

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By so not funny! - 28/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2021 16:01

Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML

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By #MurrayShow - 27/02/2018 01:30

Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as healthy as can be, and has his father’s dark, chocolate complexion. At least I’m guessing so, since both my wife and I are white. FML

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By Confused - 20/05/2023 15:00

Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML

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By Damn - 06/05/2012 13:53 - Australia

Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML

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By Xandar - 09/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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pilfpolf 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 21:19

its possible to have red hair kid if youre both blonde its a recessive gene

olypicgold 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 21:22

you obviously never paid atention in high school...ever.

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jellybeans1 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 9:01

thats really possible. there has been rare cases where a white couple has a black kid (proven by dna tests). it can happen if you have a black ancestor and they inherate the gene. its reaaally rare though

monkiki62 5

Friday 17 February 2012 18:54

Yeah don't worry I have red hair but my ms is blonde and my dads is black. The red gene can randomly pop up

Rangergunn 4

Wednesday 22 February 2012 7:00

my dad has black hair my mom has blond I have red this doesnt mean she cheated on you stupid. Didnt you ever pay attention in biology class

starrrr 0

Monday 27 February 2012 2:25

Congratulations, you had a Ginger baby.

loginword123 0

Monday 5 March 2012 4:36

Soo

Damnedlover1 0

Monday 12 March 2012 0:40

lucy you have some explaining to do,

maxamus951852 3

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:03

YOU HAD A GINGER!! Your child has no SOUL!!

mrdrummer 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 5:05

Ha he has gingervitus

emmagirlll 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 0:17

Um well I hate to break it to everybody but blonde hair is recessive too

hockey0429 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 7:04

Or he might mean he doesn't want a ginger kid....

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