By Average Lover - 27/10/2018 03:00

Spicy
Today, my wife and I decided to go to an adult store and buy some toys to spice up the bedroom a bit. She wanted to buy a double-edged dildo so "we can use it together". I'm a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 746
You deserved it 763

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Xatraris 38

That's the thing about communication. May be a fantasy of hers. However, it's not for you. Let her know and keep looking for something else. Also don't make her feel bad about being into something like that. Yes its taboo, but some people like it. Making someone feel bad about expressing something new can make them keep to themselves. Good luck

Well, if you're adamant that you're not gonna let her stick it in your ass, you could see if she's up for having both ends all to herself while you control it.

Comments

Perhaps that was her way of explaining why she doesn't want things shoved up <i>her</i> butthole, either.

using a ***** on yourself as a guy or with a female partner does not mean anything, if it did, it would mean you aren't a closed minded fuckhead. Enjoy your wife, many men would love a women that open!

EmDizzle2007 28

people don't post FMLs looking for advice, but that don't stop people from gettin' their Joyce Brothers on.

You wanted spice? You got the whole rack.

How many things has she tried for you that she wasn't fully into? Maybe think about that before you shut her down.

I bet $100 you've asked her for anal in the past but wont get buggered yourself. Typical man!!

i guess she thought she needed to spice it up

pins91 27

The G spot for a man, is near his prostate. It sounds scary, but apparently it feels really good.

wrenavery90 12

Good grief. Don't tell us, tell her. You need to communicate about sex. No one should be pressured to do anything they don't want to.