By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
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Rozza17 29

Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.

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Rozza17 29

Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.

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jipster 11

"Hey mammie look, batman is walking over there!" Gets run over by a car. "Oh nevermind."

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CaptinFalconKnig 6

So I'm guessing OP is trying to make a sequel , the dark knight rises 2?

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DeidaraAkatsuki 17

"This city deserves a hero.....oh Shi--!!!"

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iSpasticFantasti 14

#66 I don't think the Dark Knight did any form of rising after being hit by a car. The Joker probably dragged him onto the sidewalk.

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LemonandLime 13

No it's not ironic. Irony is something happening that's to the opposite of what you might expect. So, being ran over and killed by an ambulance for example.

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TheChillyBoy88 6

I am picturing Christian Bale rolling into shot in a wheel chair with his mask lopsided and a little ****-eyed.

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Wizardo 33

'Twas but fate my Dark Knight, 'twas but fate...

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Wizardo 33

Don't reply to my comment foo'

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jarrettd 27

Do you wanna know how i got this s(car)

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snufflebubble 13

Hmm... Seems like too much of a coincidence. Something more to it, perhaps?

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Soloman212 28

He was just inserting a little chaos into the system.

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SammyS2012 21

the joker just took the cosplay too seriously

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BlueFlatts 20

It was staged, that way all of the other super villains know who's boss.

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Dr0reos 8

You should be more worried about the dude whos gonna murdered your parents later today. Ör the guy in the babe costume who will knee drop you át the convention

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inolongercare 19

You forgot to "take off sunglasses" between "he was just" and "joking"

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AndelleRae 9

Personally, I feel like this poor Batman cosplayer getting run down by a car is a total Croc.

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Wizardo 33

Guys, Freeze right there, I'm Alfred that all the puns are almost used up.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

There's Harvey a Dent in the number of puns available!

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seandoc 13

I Harley doubt that any puns are left.

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Lacalema 21

Can't blame him, parking at those things suck.

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chuckcloninger 12

I hope that is a permanent tattoo that you got for BB at age 15..Shows uncommon good sense and good family upbringing.

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clueless05 12

"Do you wanna know why I use car crashes? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little… emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are."

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clueless05 12

Do you know how I got these scars? ...a car crash

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Vidrill 22

"With great costume, comes great responsibility"

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clueless05 12

You either for a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain... He was doing you a favor OP!

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DontGuessMyName 5

Wrong movie. But who cares.

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TheRandomIndian 17

You cared enough to point it out

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BVBarmy_girl 22

Did you meet the Bane guy talking to his girlfriends ******? xD

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HeartOfLead 24

That would have been a great costume!

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