By Chris - 05/04/2012 02:50 - United States - House Springs

Today, my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some pool. While playing, a Cicada started to fly towards my face, so I flipped my pool stick over and swatted at it with the fat end of the stick. I hit the bug. However, with the skinny side I hit myself in the snow-globes. FML
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mpj13 8

You don't hit those kind of balls in pool

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titzenpitzer 9

the karma of nature. You've got snowglobes instead of balls? Awesome

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linkinpark98 23

Sorry OP, but that's a foul..

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teh_uber_muffin 3

well.... Cicadas are quite rare, so I'm willing to assume that you are an idiot for killing one.

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emba_fml 13

that depends on where you're from. in iowa they're all over the place in the summer

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DocBastard 38

Cicadas are...wait, what? Rare? What the hell do you think a cicada is exactly? There are 2500 species of cicadas, give or take, and they come in swarms! They're about as rare as dihydrogen oxide.

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linkinpark98 23

No they aren't. Come to Arizona. We have plenty here! :D

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perdix 29

I hope you called "Two balls in the side pocket." Otherwise, you lose your turn.

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Schiffy 18

That depends on the game they're playing. They may have been playing the version where you only have to call the eight ball.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Okay, now some dude somewhere needs to get an 8 tattooed on one of his testicles

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NegaMe 12

As a friendly jibe I just want to say that its impressive that with your obviously limited intelligence you figured out how to use a computer and post that =) I hereby give you my recommendation for an honorable mention at the Darwin Awards.

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digitaljunky 5

Your not supposed to sink the white balls first!

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Schiffy 18

Well, look at the bright side, at least the fat end didn't hit you.

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joyc3 10

This seems like a Three Stooges moment.. *budum bum tss*

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