By Chris - 05/04/2012 02:50 - United States - House Springs

Today, my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some pool. While playing, a Cicada started to fly towards my face, so I flipped my pool stick over and swatted at it with the fat end of the stick. I hit the bug. However, with the skinny side I hit myself in the snow-globes. FML
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mpj13 8

You don't hit those kind of balls in pool

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ycrem0n 21

It's a kind of insect, produces sound that is somewhat like crickets

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RedmontFief 7

VERY interesting creatures actually! -17 is right i think you should look them up.

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zombicidal 11

only much much louder and more annoying than crickets (its like what the pokemon ninjask is based off of)

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kirra16 5

I looked them up, wikipedia and everything and damn those are nasty! And you can eat them?!

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auzz1_pride 9

17) sorry if I sound a little rude but do you really have to be such a wanker? can't just keep your mouth shut instead you have to be a smart ass instead of just telling him what it is. bravo kid you are officially the cockloaf of the year.

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The_Hitdude 12

36-Yes, you can eat them. Apparently recently they made an ice cream for them, and it sold out! Weird, right? But in the time it took someone to answer your question, you could've looked it up 10 times over. 41-Although 17 may have come across as a little harsh, the FML community has little tolerance for people who are too damned lazy to look something up, and instead would rather waste thread space asking a question they could have easily found the answer to in the same amount of time. I see you are fairly new, so this is something you will learn soon enough.

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KunoKanashimi 3

You know it was said in the FML what it was, right? A bug. Random fact: Tsukutsukuboushi are a type of Cicada.

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auzz1_pride 9

70) true but I think he wanted a better definition of what it is.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Well, there goes your future children....

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funnynesh 10

That was just plain pathetic,no offence…

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mischiefkel 17

That was just plain bad spelling, no offense.

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auzz1_pride 9

I don't understand how it was bad spelling.

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joeystar95 4

Ow i've unfortunetly felt your pain before

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littlemsweirdo 12

I just winced in pain at the thought.

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andiiturtle 0

"snow globes" am I the only one who chuckled at this?

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dmann56 0

I agree, I think YDI for saying snow globes lol

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Apparently, saying snow-globes now gives you a free whack to the balls? If you clicked YDI just for that, you're an idiot.

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skaterchick1912 15

Ahahaha! Can't get over the "snow-globes" xD. I'm sorry to hear that your future children were affected though.

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L_Lovegood 19

Two in one? :/ Comfort yourself with that it'll make a fun story in a couple of years... hopefully.

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jsm007 5

First of all what in the **** is a cicada or what ever the **** that word was

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proud2fly 7

At first I was thinking "oh no he wrecked his collection of snow globes!" what a silly euphemism.

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auzz1_pride 9

Don't worry I thought something similar, gotta love Americans and their slang terms.

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FMLgirl11 11

I thought he was meaning he ruined his friend's snow globe collection near the pool table...but that was only for a second ;)

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