Miscellaneous: Today, my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some...

By Chris - 05/04/2012 02:50 - United States - House Springs

Today, my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some pool. While playing, a Cicada started to fly towards my face, so I flipped my pool stick over and swatted at it with the fat end of the stick. I hit the bug. However, with the skinny side I hit myself in the snow-globes. FML

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By Kat - 12/02/2022 12:01 - New Zealand - Gisborne

Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 22:02 - United States - Tyler

Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By bruised - 19/05/2016 20:54 - Australia - Sydney

Today, while playing hockey, one of my teammates decided to swing her hockey stick like a golf club. She missed the ball, but managed to hit me right in the vagina. FML

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mpj13 8

Thursday 5 April 2012 8:06

You don't hit those kind of balls in pool

kymidwest 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 8:05

Rack em' ;)

Comments

riptor911 10

Thursday 5 April 2012 16:04

Thats a new term i havent heard before.

McNerdyNerd 8

Thursday 5 April 2012 17:01

Wow that sounds pretty ninja-tastic! :D

muFilter 19

Thursday 5 April 2012 17:42

Maybe you should've just whacked it with your diddlestick.

pastnastificatio 4

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:32

Good aim

PJmeloche 2

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:52

Rack City B*tch

musicisamazingg 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 17:33

Haha. Love that

lainzilla 14

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:32

Maybe when you're playing pool you shouldn't be keeping novelty decorative items on your person. Hopefully it didn't make too much of a mess? Those flakes can be a bitch to clean up.

kotah2013 2

Thursday 5 April 2012 21:00

So my comment is that wulda been so ninja if u had pulled it off and ouch man sorry bro

wdd2 5

Thursday 5 April 2012 23:45

Ugh, what is it with all of the crap slang for stuff that has no need for it? Im sorry, but its getting rediculous, i mean look at it, snow globes barely resemble what theyre being used for, whats next, tires as slang for testicles? Sorry for the lack of punctuation, my phone has limited options in that respect.