By Thomas - 11/11/2013 17:20 - United States - Portsmouth

Today, my wife and I were watching Killing Kennedy. Jokingly, I said, "Spoiler alert: he dies." She threw a book at me and won't talk to me. I think she's serious. FML
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DocBastard 38

Just keep watching with her. When the motorcade starts going down the street, just yell, "DUCK, JACK!" After he's shot, she'll be amazed that you accurately predicted the outcome. She'll think you're a genius. It couldn't possibly go wrong.

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breakinlegs 19

This FML is stupid in comparison with people who have real problems....

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Mynamewontfi 40

Spoiler alert: She doesn't sound very bright.

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bobo_the_bear 5

I suggest that you don't watch Titanic with her.

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WhiteZoneRedZone 6

Or The Longest Day. I once let it slip out that the Allies won the battle. Got hit hard in the shoulder for that one!

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MaySFML 4

Aaand you just ruined killing Kennedy again. Hahaha joke but oh man she might have not caught on from the name :p I sure didn't:s

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MrCareless 17

What a surprise that he dies at the end..

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gracehi 31

"Killing Kennedy" hm? Sounds interesting. What's it about?

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ShyAnn29 14

I think you would still like that movie, it was very good!

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JMichael 25

Smacks hand on face*

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