Miscellaneous: Today, my wife and I were watching Killing Kennedy. Jokingly,...

By Thomas - 11/11/2013 17:20 - United States - Portsmouth

Today, my wife and I were watching Killing Kennedy. Jokingly, I said, "Spoiler alert: he dies." She threw a book at me and won't talk to me. I think she's serious. FML

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By RIP - 30/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML

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Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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isallwaysme 27

Monday 11 November 2013 22:21

well what else would the movie be about?

DocBastard 38

Monday 11 November 2013 22:24

Just keep watching with her. When the motorcade starts going down the street, just yell, "DUCK, JACK!" After he's shot, she'll be amazed that you accurately predicted the outcome. She'll think you're a genius. It couldn't possibly go wrong.

Comments

lzmo 20

Monday 11 November 2013 23:32

*facepalm*

dogpfcorn 11

Monday 11 November 2013 23:47

Your wife is a Special kind of stupid

jixiekat 14

Monday 11 November 2013 23:50

Honestly, wouldn't she know he dies not only because its called KILLING Kennedy but because of history class or something?

yerawizardlizzy 27

Tuesday 12 November 2013 0:26

You mean history is REAL?! Good gravy.

Devul143 12

Tuesday 12 November 2013 0:34

overacting much?

EmmaMK 35

Tuesday 12 November 2013 0:37

Maybe you have done something else to annoy her and she used your comment as a reason not to talk to you, and maybe now she just needs some space.

thecrazymancan 17

Tuesday 12 November 2013 3:07

Or maybe she's just genuinely stupid. I prefer to think she's just genuinely stupid because I find that funnier.

weveallbeenthere 30

Tuesday 12 November 2013 0:55

just how dumb is she. like a box of rocks or cute puppy stupid?

wolfman2123 13

Tuesday 12 November 2013 0:59

Seriously no matter what saying "spoiler alert" does not make spoiling a movie ok!

edanielleh 21

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:20

i think you are missing the point here....

UsagiArwen 23

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:57

Considering the title the film they were watching was "Killing Kennedy", and is about the JFK assassination, what spoiler was there? He died in friggin 1963. OP was teasing her by saying spoiler alert regarding information that everyone who's ever had a brain learned in history class. Clearly you're in the wife's brand of brains. The single celled brand.

tranced_ 45

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:00

is it that time of the month?

edanielleh 21

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:22

#45- news alert! no matter what the media says or what exaggerating women tell you, women do not loose their minds once a month. Do we just crankier? Yes! But it isn't like we loose all reason and become idiots. If a person is an idiot on their period, they were always an idiot