Money: Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML - FML

By Chad - 27/04/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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By brokeaf - 11/07/2011 19:09 - United States

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 04:00

Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:51

Just be glad it wasn't Justin Beiber music!

willymurray 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:42

fail

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LaUruguaya 11

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:17

I assume your wife is a grown woman allowed to make her own purchases. Unless you are a pedophile calling a 12 year old you give allowance to your wife, leave her alone and shut up. it's her life and she's allowed to enjoy whatever music she wants.

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:30

i appoligize for ur wifes poor taste in music

Krissy0719 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:36

I can't talk I have 159 glee songs on my iTunes

Khfan12 13

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:31

159?? And I thought it was bad that I have 132. xD I'm listening to their original song Loser Like Me right now.

nero9112 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:46

Glee, never heard of them.

KickItHigh 32

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:55

#31 Hey that sounds like something RayWilliamJohnson would say! :O

Audnimrod 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:22

Glee is freakingg A M A Z I N G!!!

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:30

So what? I'm sure you've spent $80 on something she thought was stupid, too.

SpectSelf 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:34

she might as well have loaded a gun and blew your brains out. that's grounds for divorce. If u need a good lawyer let me know.

ashleighmef 7

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:36

that's because glee is awesome

PaisleyKing90 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:37

GLEE IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!! Totally worth it!

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