By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 14:12 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

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Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML
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Welshite 39

The true survival kit. The ***** can be used as a grappling hook, the ball gag as a simple weapon, and the condoms to carry water.

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Trinidad727 9

Sorry you had to find out that way...

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slackerjoe 22

sounds like somebody's wife is FREAK!

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sophsworldxo 10

Probably best to have a calm chat about it first instead of just jump to conclusions!

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brandonc8892 13

Are you serious? There's no legitimate reason to have any of those things for a "camping" trip.

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love_me_electric 20

82 - Why is there no good reason to have a ***** while camping? If I was going camping without my husband I'd probably bring a toy to keep me company. And putting a condom on a toy actually makes sense if you don't have clean water to wash it. I got nothing for the ball gag though.

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deviousangel89 13

Someone's cheating... I'm so sorry you had to find out that way OP.

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vikky538 28

If that ***** a glow in the dark then I say its most useful thing for camping.

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nutella4life 14

ouch. that's gonna be an awkward night...

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lovelockdown23 23

Omg the more I read the more shocked I got. lol she went on a camping trip all right. pulled a couple all nighters, laid out under the stars, lol made love by the fire ahahah Geesh she foul

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leogachi 15

No sympathy from you I see.

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habibexpress 5

OP. FILL US IN!! I'm dying to read what happened next!!

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Brilliant66star 17

Sorry you missed the invite, OP! Clearly, your wife brought the condoms so everyone could share -- most everything is harder to clean up when you're camping. The ball-gag was just because the girls were getting their BDSM on. In passing, two female friends of mine got married when it became legal here in Canada, but couldn't find a way to get divorced when they wanted to later. I have no idea what the law is like nowadays where you are, but you could be staying together. In that case, you may want to try opening your mind to some of your wife's ideas about sex. In a relationship, when one party won't give the other what they need, that party will usually find a way to take what they want. I wish you all the best, hoping you can make your marriage work. FYL.

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leogachi 15

Why should they stay together? If they can't get a divorce then they would still be a couple legally, but that doesn't mean they have to keep living together and try to maintain a relationship that's lost its trust.

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