Health: Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends....

By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 14:12 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

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By sisterlylove - 10/01/2015 19:02 - United States - Hannibal

Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack boxes for her new house. Jokingly, I said, "Why would you even need three?!" She actually explained. FML

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By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:19

The true survival kit. The ***** can be used as a grappling hook, the ball gag as a simple weapon, and the condoms to carry water.

Trinidad727 9

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:20

Sorry you had to find out that way...

Comments

lollypop30001 19

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:29

Um you mean your ex wife right, she a cheating *****!!!

goozeo 11

Thursday 18 June 2015 5:00

Well there it is folks- this is an official FML thread now

nothing92x 13

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:29

"Friends" is the concern here. Male or Female? Either way, that is a terrible way to find out something like. Tell her she'll need to keep her survival kit when times get tough when she's alone.

PePziNL 20

Thursday 18 June 2015 1:53

Even if the friends were all female and she had a giant lesbian orgy at that camp; cheating is cheating.

nothing92x 13

Thursday 18 June 2015 2:16

I made that clear in my post. "Either way, that is a terrible way to find out something like that." I'm not saying it was ok for her to cheat with girls.

Vanderdale 14

Thursday 18 June 2015 7:25

You said- "Friends" is the concern here. Male or Female?' as if it makes a difference, which it doesn't.

bab3ruthl3ss 16

Thursday 18 June 2015 20:44

OP is a lesbian, so there could be concern either way.

limabeans101029 20

Thursday 18 June 2015 22:42

Well, we don't know that she's a lesbian, she could be bisexual. Your point stands either way though

sandman676 20

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:30

Sorry man that's really ******

wanted_2_want 40

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:35

Somebody had a helluva wood time.

CommentKing207 23

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:37

I hope you mean ex, and I hope they are not your "friends" anymore

mkcherry 14

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:38

Was it a bachelorette weekend trip or something to that affect? She might not have any sexual contact with anyone if they were just party props. OR she might have only had sexual contact with herself, covering toys with condoms makes them easier to clean.

juturnaamo 29

Thursday 18 June 2015 3:04

I was thinking that too, but what about the gag? Sue of 'Talk Sex With Sue' did recommend rapping sex toys, and without a private bathroom to clean it in it makes sense.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:41

Who was she all camping with? And why couldn't you go? Also maybe she could have picked those up on the way back and maybe gave a few condoms to a friend of hers...

bab3ruthl3ss 16

Thursday 18 June 2015 20:47

Well, aren't you precious?

SkylineFTW97 25

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:50

So you're telling me that people go camping without ******, ball gags, and condoms? Next, I suppose you're going to say that I don't need to bring handcuffs and peanut butter.