Health: Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends....

By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 14:12 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

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By sisterlylove - 10/01/2015 19:02 - United States - Hannibal

Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack boxes for her new house. Jokingly, I said, "Why would you even need three?!" She actually explained. FML

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By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:19

The true survival kit. The ***** can be used as a grappling hook, the ball gag as a simple weapon, and the condoms to carry water.

Trinidad727 9

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:20

Sorry you had to find out that way...

Comments

EPIKxPANDA 13

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:51

Maybe the ***** and ball gag are a great fire starter and she was the only one that knew that..

Summaria 10

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:54

I guess you could say her fun was intense?

gottahandittome 2

Thursday 18 June 2015 1:28

in tents

RayneSmytson 24

Thursday 18 June 2015 1:30

I think you means "in-tents"

hoosiergirl94 31

Thursday 18 June 2015 1:05

Your wife is into some weird stuff

bab3ruthl3ss 16

Thursday 18 June 2015 20:48

Tons of people have kinks, nothing weird about that.

Carpetlayer 10

Friday 9 October 2015 23:25

Nothing wrong with a few toys to play with!

Jones87 11

Thursday 18 June 2015 1:11

That's a kick in the nuts.

lil_ham1644 29

Thursday 18 June 2015 4:47

Ovaries

Hussein19891 0

Thursday 18 June 2015 1:14

You aught to strong arm that hoe

Taunting 11

Thursday 18 June 2015 1:21

Hot lesson action!

mccrightp 29

Thursday 18 June 2015 1:25

Could it be Extreme Camping? There are all kinds of wildlife out there you know! On the serious side though; that's a shocking way to find out about a kinky affair. Sorry about that.