Love: Today, my wife complained that the coffee grounds I swept into...

By Anonymous - 06/03/2015 01:34 - United States - Ridge

Today, my wife complained that the coffee grounds I swept into the sink grossed her out. Yesterday, I removed several panty-liners from her soiled underwear before doing the laundry. FML

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By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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Today, my wife spent a ton of money she took from me for a very expensive lingerie because, "it makes her feel more feminine and beautiful." Again. All this stuff just gathers dust in her drawers, and she keeps wearing the same ugly raggedy underwear for 3-4 days in a row, which is actually disgusting. FML

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By FootFlakes - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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By JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2013 11:26 - United States - North Easton

Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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Deep clean

By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML

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tishtashbat 16

Friday 6 March 2015 11:08

I cannot believe some people make their bodily functions so gross for other people to deal with. why on earth anyone would leave that in their underwear for someone else to deal with is beyond me. it takes seconds to wrap it in tissue and put it in the bin!

Puffpie 24

Friday 6 March 2015 11:00

Ew that's just nasty

Comments

150493x 29

Friday 6 March 2015 14:04

Oh my that is absolutely disgusting. No person should have to do that it doesn't take that long to dispose of them properly. You need to talk about that.

fmlsams 27

Friday 6 March 2015 14:04

As a female myself, that's disgusting and needs to stop, period.

fmlsams 27

Friday 6 March 2015 14:09

It sounds like you and your wife need to have a discussion about how to clean up after yourselves so that you're both happy.

hammonds92 21

Friday 6 March 2015 14:12

Could've been worse could've realized she was wearing them by taking her undies off...with your teeth fyl

rockbandaddict85 22

Friday 6 March 2015 15:24

or if neither one of them took the liners off the panties before putting them through the wash.....yah....bad visual...had a sister that did that and I was the unfortuate one to end up cleaning the mess....beyond disgusting

kirasant 19

Friday 6 March 2015 16:18

Damn, there's an FML, right there.

ballbags 14

Friday 6 March 2015 14:21

1-that is true love 2-did you sniff them?

fmlsams 27

Friday 6 March 2015 22:08

What? WHAT? That's just nasty.

Deku_Cutie 12

Friday 6 March 2015 16:20

I didn't think women actually did that!

crackyeggy 9

Friday 6 March 2015 16:27

You people are awfully rude. I wouldn't want to be your spouses. Have you ever considered she forgot? I have pretty extreme memory issues and I forget to remove pads all of the time. I remove them as soon as someone reminds me, maybe talk to her about it instead of being childish about it. She's your wife for god's sake.