Intimacy: Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me....

By seeminglyunsexy - 14/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward for each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML

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Body issues

By Anonymous - 17/05/2022 00:01

Today, I tried to encourage my spouse to come with me and work out a bit, figuring it would help us both get be healthier and be something to do together. I got told she had no desire to get healthy or look attractive, and that I should find a "Fuck buddy" instead. What? FML

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By fatnick - 07/10/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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Permission granted and rejected

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 04:00

Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML

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Pound for pound

By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Health kick

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2017 20:00

Today, after spending five months helping my husband lose a ton, he left me. Apparently, "fit people" should only have sex with "fit people". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2016 12:46 - Switzerland - Chur

Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that would kill my sex drive, just so she wouldn't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML

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Body positivity

By Kortnie Peterman - 06/06/2020 17:03

Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML

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WateryAsh 0

Friday 14 August 2009 20:09

I'm sorry, but I laughed xD

yanni222 0

Friday 14 August 2009 20:14

Kick her in the face and yell "I live to have sex!" then walk away real slowly and in a cool manner, as your house explodes behind you.

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reidcamphor 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 10:03

YDI, for being an unattractive fat tub of shit, you're wife is prob gonna divorce you soon.

EvaXRose 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 20:00

Today, I have come to terms that my Husband is a fat piece of ***** shit. FML yeahh seems pretty bad buddy get a life.

Satans_Taint 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 20:42

watch **** & surprise her with some moves the next time you .. naw 4get it

Satans_Taint 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 20:44

watch **** & surprise her with some moves the next time you .. naw 4get it

tony8pie 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 21:21

Why don't you just get better at sex? She might have agreed if SHE was getting something out of it...

monkey9224 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:47

yeah cause tht would go over well

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 4:58

i agree with #27 and #33 time to nickname your penis "the punisher"

Leaveittosteven 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:12

Well if you knew what you were doing, that would be like 14 pounds the first week, which is an awful lot of sex.

sixteen8seven 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 6:21

just **** someone else.

ks1981 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:31

Wow. I don't understand other women. If sex with you husband is seen as "punishment" then why on earth would you marry that person. For me, sex with my husband is the complete opposite of punishment. It sounds to me like there's a bigger problem here than just weight.