By seeminglyunsexy - 14/08/2009 15:53 - United States

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Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward for each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML
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yanni222 0

Kick her in the face and yell "I live to have sex!" then walk away real slowly and in a cool manner, as your house explodes behind you.

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Brymama 2

She was probably joking :) cus why would she marry u if she didnt wana have sex??

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tutti77 3

I lost a shit ton of weight last year-44 pounds in. 2 months, I would've been sore

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7cheer7 5

try to change your position ，making her on the top may help：）

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Vaati_fml 20

Use that as motivation. If you lose weight, she might want to have sex with you.

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rupertajm90 15

don't let her feed you, she might try to feed you nothing but pasta and garlic bread

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Annies 17

Maybe she hates sex?

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metroido 17

It doesn’t necessarily mean she hates sex *with you*. Maybe she just hates sex. Like for me, it’s about as painful and pleasurable as breaking a toe.

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