Intimacy: Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me....

By seeminglyunsexy - 14/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward for each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2022 00:01

Today, I tried to encourage my spouse to come with me and work out a bit, figuring it would help us both get be healthier and be something to do together. I got told she had no desire to get healthy or look attractive, and that I should find a "Fuck buddy" instead. What? FML

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By fatnick - 07/10/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML

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By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 04:00

Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Health kick

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2017 20:00

Today, after spending five months helping my husband lose a ton, he left me. Apparently, "fit people" should only have sex with "fit people". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2016 12:46 - Switzerland - Chur

Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that would kill my sex drive, just so she wouldn't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML

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Body positivity

By Kortnie Peterman - 06/06/2020 17:03

Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML

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WateryAsh 0

Friday 14 August 2009 20:09

I'm sorry, but I laughed xD

yanni222 0

Friday 14 August 2009 20:14

Kick her in the face and yell "I live to have sex!" then walk away real slowly and in a cool manner, as your house explodes behind you.

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Oxnard 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 3:53

I would never want to have a partner that hates having sex with you.

plexico 3

Sunday 16 August 2009 6:15

Why would you mind if your partner hates having sex with me?

epicwinmaster 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 3:58

well tell her its not fair for you to look at her fat ****** ugly lard ass every day. jesus christ women these days. i blame twilight.

p00p0ster0us 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:09

Congratulations on actively losing weight. I'm happy for you for that! And I'm very sorry your wife isn't as into sex as you are. But to consider sex as a reward is not likely to be considered the same unless you are some sort of sex god and your wife just couldn't get enough. Rewards are good but you need to pick something else. This shouldn't have been a surprise to you, much less a FML. What percentage of guys in a relationship are with a woman who really wants sex?

Brolin 4

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:28

Ummm I am, and every girl I've known has really wanted sex. I'd consider myself good at pleasing a girl so I think that's why so I guess that makes some sense (and actually my girlfriend calls me a sex god) but I think pretty much all girls want sex (unless they have some like hormone imbalance or something, because some people have that and it just doesn't make them want sex like normal people would) as long as you don't suck at it any girl would want to, but obviously if you are bad at it it would make her not want it....at least from you.

airplanefood 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 6:59

Lol Brolin, guys need to realize that girls have very different mentalities than they do about sex.

dyld921 2

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:34

Well she's right. And you're stupid for thinking she actually wanted sex at that moment.

plexico 3

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:55

On the bright side, you now have a cool, new nickname for your penis: The Punisher.

CFR 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 5:45

Wow....so many unwanted images....the t-shirt included...

plexico 3

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:19

Not to mention the action figure and the lunchbox!

CFR 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 20:59

ahahaha xD

bonnieshadster 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 5:50

#89. i hate you. with a passion.

rachelbrianna25 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 6:08

maybe you aren't good at it. have her go to a pure romance party and maybe she will pick out some items to spice it up in the bedroom!! = ) those are soo much fun, the parties!

swodah 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:59

With lot of sexy people attending... ;-)

airplanefood 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:08

I think none of us have the right to comment about sex after marriage until we've actually experienced marriage. All the comments on both sides of the argument just end up sounding a bit ignorant.