Love: Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period... - FML

By noname - 13/12/2008 05:48 - France

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 07:08 - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML

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By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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lewalrus 4

Friday 13 February 2009 4:46

F*ckherLife

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Friday 13 February 2009 23:28

ok well...maybe she was just so excited she forgot? ugh, i don't know when my ******* period is coming! i'm not an idiot, it's just irregular! so basically, have a heart. it's her wedding day, do you think she WANTED to find out that way? and dude...i agree with 11, and in doing so i'm giving you one less comment that's basically calling you an asshole =]

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loveyahun 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 3:12

awww man. Sucks to be her

kitkat92_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:32

that's an fml to her life. not yours. conceited much?

_VivaLaPorter 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 20:42

dude, itd say thats an fml for her.

foreverblair 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:10

more like; today was my wedding. I had my period all over my beautiful white dress, and everyone saw. FML fherlife not yours

samthehotkid 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 9:49

you people do realise that there is not 'FHL' option. you have to write 'FML' hes just telling a story. geeze

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:16

ur life?

fireobsessed 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 6:13

I'd sa bout 4-7

bsteiger 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:12

how the **** do ppl say thts his fault

shoeliz 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:09

poor woman, I hope at very least you were supportive and made her feel better

xDlove 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 6:32

I find it more sad youre on FML on your wedding day...xD

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