Love: Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more...

By person_r - 21/07/2009 12:03 - Norway

Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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By Im so lonely - 16/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend got married to a man she met last year. She left me after 8 years together because I told her I wanted to have fun and live my life, and wasn’t ready for marriage. Three years later, I’m not having fun at all. None of my bros wanna make plans because they’d rather be with their wives and kids. FML

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Commitment

By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 06:00

Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML

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Boring FML

By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 02:00

Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML

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Dear John

By Pauljohnson - 29/08/2022 02:00

Today, my wife packed the kids up and left for Idaho. I found a letter saying that she misses her paranoid schizo dad and brother, and that she misses me when I'm at work, but can't stand me when I'm home. She is now 1700 miles away, and I'm here alone. FML

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Moving on

By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 05:00 - United States - Waunakee

Today, a year after we agreed to a divorce, my wife and I are still married and living together because it's not financially possible for us to split. We get along well enough, but I'm ready to move on. She's already moving on, according to the boyfriend she's been seeing for months. FML

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Life imitates art

By Anonymous - 17/01/2023 10:00 - United States - Franklin

Today, the mother of my children and partner of 13 years told me she is leaving me for her boss. I'm currently sitting in the living room with our two kids and her mother. Everyone here is half of her. We moved 1000 miles away from all of my family and friends 8 years ago. I think I might be living in a sitcom. FML

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Together, forever

By ForeverLost - 26/03/2020 20:21

Today, my wife asked me for a divorce, shortly after I found out she's been having an affair. Then our county placed us on quarantine for Covid-19. Now I'm stuck living with her until it goes away. FML

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cutebebe778 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:11

And this is why you never ever ever EVER give up career opportunities for ANYONE.

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:23

aww, how sweet, you gave up everything for her? she doesn't deserve you anyway.

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dark___wizard 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:39

Simular shit happend to me ... i kinda know how u feel ... hope ur life gets better

DuffelofDoom 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:56

Actually, this isn't always true. My parents just went through an incredibly nasty divorce and despite Mom obviously being the victim, pretty much everything seemed to run in Dad's favor.

gregthestrange 3

Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:17

murder that ******* ****, do the world a favor

Mervin22 6

Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:21

That's commitment..!

chea_chea 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:53

That sucks man. You know what to do...get the hell out of there! Your family (assuming they're supportive) will always be there for you, and your friends...it's been just a year, they'll probably be around too. As for the job opportunities, yeah, that kinda sucks right now, but I'd assume flipping burgers would be better than shoveling shit if it came to that. Either way, go back to where you were happy before she came along, and when she is done partying and realizes responsibility, you'll hopefully be miles away. Best of luck

jaybirdka 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 5:07

I hope that pussy was worth it....

Essentials 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 5:47

tell your wife tough shit. beat her down and teach her respect. then drag her dumb ass back home.

GameFreac 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 6:00

Start a black metal band and make all the lyrics about how much you hate her.

ilpdec2008 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 6:06

Well, at least now you won't do it again.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 22 July 2009 6:22

At least you finally got the message. What kind of woman would want a husband that would travel to Norway to shovel horse crap. She must have been trying to get you to leave her so she could have a sob story. Anyway, now you can go to a dating site and say you have plow experience.