Love: Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more...

By person_r - 21/07/2009 12:03 - Norway

Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 05:00 - United States - Waunakee

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2023 10:00 - United States - Franklin

Today, the mother of my children and partner of 13 years told me she is leaving me for her boss. I'm currently sitting in the living room with our two kids and her mother. Everyone here is half of her. We moved 1000 miles away from all of my family and friends 8 years ago. I think I might be living in a sitcom. FML

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By ForeverLost - 26/03/2020 20:21

Today, my wife asked me for a divorce, shortly after I found out she's been having an affair. Then our county placed us on quarantine for Covid-19. Now I'm stuck living with her until it goes away. FML

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Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:11

And this is why you never ever ever EVER give up career opportunities for ANYONE.

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:23

aww, how sweet, you gave up everything for her? she doesn't deserve you anyway.

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LINARES 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:16

I hope you have learnt the lesson. I can give you some good advices : 1) Burn her house down. 2) Set fire to her car. 3) Steal her pet. 4) Use your imagination following my reasoning. You´re welcome

LINARES 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:28

sorry man

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Thursday 23 July 2009 2:31

that´s very nice from u, Could you please be a little bit more cruel?....."you have no one to blame but yourself".......Why don´t you buy a heart for yourself? ...and switch it on . You are such a nice friend..so understanding.....

ponyperson 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:36

Ooo, that sucks. But I have a barn of my own as well and I shovel horse crap every morning, so you are not alone

GrapefruitZoe 0

Monday 27 July 2009 17:56

She probably fell for a girl. This is not a rude or stupid comment. I'm dead serious. She wants to party with her friends more and ignore you? She probably has the hots for one of them!

polkadot123 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:32

hey i shovel shit on a horse farm too. @ 3:30 am and 11:30pm. its not that bad if you are normal haha

Sokai_fml 0

Friday 7 August 2009 8:49

Karma, my friend. Karma. Hang in there.

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Wednesday 16 September 2009 22:21

1. He wanted to move to Norway 2. He wanted that job and he liked it 3. All of his friends moved before he moved to Norway 4. He had a shitty job he didn't like 5. He didn't have any contact with his family before he moved 6. She didn't leave him because she wanted to party. She left him because he tried to change her personality because he obviously just married her because of her looks. Get a life liar!