sue her and take all her money. i seriously think that a jury would take your side. and if not ('cause i have no idea how the court system in norway is) just do what #25 said, leave her, the kids, and everybody, refuse to pay child support, change your name, and start a new life. screw the stupid *****.

SOMAgirl ftw

No worries, you can come back to the good ol' US of A, there are plenty of opportunities for horseshit shovelers. Put your resume in at FOX News and you'll be gainfully employed before your plane touches down.

Sorry Buddy I feel for you I really do.

My initial reaction is to tell you to crack her over the head with that shovel and bury her on the horse farm. Seeing as that's likely not the best legal course of action, drain your bank account, sell all her possessions (be sure to sell all her jewelry and your wedding band), and move back to the States - or Canada, or wherever you are from.

I saw that you are from/live in Vestfold, Norway and that's what made me comment, cause that where I live too, but I dont know if you speak Norwegian so i'll stick to English. But I feel for you, I really do. Your wife sounds like a douche and shoveling horse shit isn't exactly ideal. #28 said to sue her, but that will not work here. If you can get her back to the states with you im sure you could sue her for every little penny she owns (or krones, whatever) but we dont sue people here. unfortunately. but good luck, I bet your wife is gonna get sick of partying with her friends eventually and she'll spend the rest of her life alone with 27 cats, regretting leaving you.

There is a lot of other bitchez in the world. You should have gotten da money and the bitchez.

I'm guessing she'd hoped the move to Norway would be the dealbreaker.

and P.s you should pack your bags and move back to the America, cuz Norway sucks, I should know, and your wife does not deserve you. You left everything for her and she left you for partying with her friends.

"...I followed her to Norway..." Maybe that's your problem. Did she WANT you in Norway? Is she actually your wife? Or are you just some stalker?