Love: Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more...

By person_r - 21/07/2009 12:03 - Norway

Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML

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Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:11

And this is why you never ever ever EVER give up career opportunities for ANYONE.

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:23

aww, how sweet, you gave up everything for her? she doesn't deserve you anyway.

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myfavoriteplay 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:48

I mean, he was married to her. Why wouldn't he move with her when she moved somewhere?

zee209 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:50

They were MARRIED. Meaning they obviously were going to move in together. She probably wanted to move to Norway, and asked him to go with her. It's not stalking, and he definitely doesn't deserve it.

zee209 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:49

Ouch, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. You might as well leave and go back to your home country since that's probably where your friends/family are. I hope everything works out for you. FYL indeed.

heatherh0rror 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:57

I dunno, Norway's pretty awesome...

Nakedsquirrel 5

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:57

I feel for ya bro. I almost made this same mistake for my Australian ex-fiancee. I'm sorry you took the plunge and got ruined afterward.

insolvent 4

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:05

Velkommen til Norge! (Welcome to Norway!) I know the feeling. My wife left me last year for more or less the same reasons...

JustSoLost 8

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:20

She doesnt deserve u women these days honestly. Just go back and try to start all over again and show her whos the man. Get back on ur feet and find a women urself and go back there and show off. She get it hard. Women need to honestly calm their hormones and stick with what they have.