By Moth_Balled - 15/12/2015 04:50 - Australia

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Today, my wife knelt down in front me to give me a blowjob. As she took my underwear off a moth flew out of them. I've got no idea how it got there but I was cock-blocked by a moth. FML
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scout333 15

When you've got moths in your groin, you know it's been a while.

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catwomam 15

Personal hygiene is a must!

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Breaking7bones 0

I doubt hygiene has anything to do with it. More than likely it happened, because of not having red cedar dressers, clothes left in a basket, and/or on top of dryer, etc. Moths are known for eating holes in clothes and clothes moths go unseen most of the time. If you are one to do the above aND get

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Breaking7bones 0

dressed in a hurry this could easily happen to you.

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AngryPotato12 2

Let us have a moment of silence for this lost *******

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Thundernutz 15

Excuse the language but HOW THE **** DOES THAT HAPPEN?!!!! HOW did u not feel the moth inside ur underwear?!?!!! you must be dead from in that area. Damn!

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vixen_94 11

This happened to my husband once ? He was wearing loose shorts while grilling outside in the evening and one crawled up there and hitched a ride lmao It was also in a part of a New Girl episode lol I'm starting to wonder how common this is lol

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