Miscellaneous: Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents,...

By ouharguohargssdf - 28/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML

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By some things never change - 28/11/2012 23:04 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, after almost four years of having avoided her due to her hatred of my husband, my mother invited us both to a family dinner. My husband wanted to give her another chance, so we went. Less than an hour after arriving, I caught her hocking a loogie and spitting it into our food. FML

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All over the place

By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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Keep quiet

By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 23:12 - United States - Hollywood

Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML

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Thanks, Mom

By The Towel Molester - 26/01/2012 14:49 - Australia

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity." I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

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That joke isn't funny anymore

By Anonymous - 13/08/2023 00:02

Today, I told my husband that as I wasn't hungry, he had to cook for himself. He rang my Spanish stepmother as a joke to complain that I’m not wifey material. She showed up, whacked me with her Chancla, and browbeat me into cooking. He feels hella guilty, but he’s still a dead man once she leaves. FML

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Welcoming

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 15:45 - Australia

Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML

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By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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By User06606 - 29/09/2009 11:31 - United States

Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

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By noo - 11/10/2009 10:54 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML

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Brilliant

By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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x_the_lancer_x 13

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:38

Do the same but make a show of scratching your balls next time.

Bloink 25

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:37

Oh mother in laws...

Comments

BriCx 8

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:49

If you have kids it sounds like they are more mature than their grandparents. That's pretty freakin sad.

WaffleKiller 8

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:50

That sounds kind of..... Shitty No? I'll show myself out

LittleBastard 20

Sunday 29 September 2013 4:54

Please do.

vipirius 18

Sunday 29 September 2013 10:58

You must be new here, or else you would have known that shitty is on the top of the banned puns list.

threer 30

Monday 30 September 2013 7:27

Y'know , at first it was funny when you pretend like you finally understand that your pun sucks ass.. But now you're all being unoriginal little bitches and stealing other peoples shit. Stop ******* ruining shit and making jokes FML-mainstream, you ******* bitch-ass dicks.

Donnakar 20

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:04

Talk about monster in law sorry OP

kumarina 35

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:05

So the food was crack??? No, too much??? I walk myself out

Axipiter 24

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:54

Please do.

threer 30

Monday 30 September 2013 7:29

mariepastyglue 30

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:06

When she's not looking or if she gets up by chance switch plates! Otherwise that's pretty disgusting you know, what she's implying, don't eat that crap if you don't have to Op!!

Wizardo 33

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:06

"Right back at ya" replied OP, as he nonchalantly dribbled into the wicked witches food...

Enslaved 36

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:10

Time to excuse yourself to her bathroom and pee on her toothbrush!

mete_orito 34

Sunday 29 September 2013 8:56

Or maybe take her toothbrush and scratch with it your butt-crack... haha

AverageJoey 18

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:24

You should have just started to make sexual innuendo moves on your wife to get back at them

starile 19

Sunday 29 September 2013 3:47

It's all about sharing trust. Show them you let them into your inner circle by smacking your wife on the ass and jiggling her **** every chance you get! Go into detail about your new hobby creating amateur sex tapes of you banging their daughter every night with kinky bondage toys. Surely they'll be honored by the trust you've placed in them. It'll be a bonding event for the family!