By phatdaddy62 - 18/02/2013 17:23 - United States

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Today, my wife mentioned that she wanted to give me a three-way. I was ecstatic, until she opened her right hand, only to reveal a 3-way lightbulb. FML
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phatdaddy62 23

Im a criminal defense and divorce lawyer. That prank might not have desirable results!

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Top comments

Tones217 9

At least your wife has a sense of humor!!!

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DocBastard 38

She was just trying to lighten up the mood.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Your expectations were unrealistic to begin with.

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kmorse 14

interesting that there are 69 comments (:

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puppykin985 1

Joke's on you lol

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jjmiller1001 17

all this from the lightbulb isle at the local hardware store

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PhishloverA 14

You just got trolled by your own wife.

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dunebro 15

Generic FML comment: Omg open your right hand and reveal the divorce papers!

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Satoaoi 13

oh yeah lol it is happy bday ahah. also light bulbs are hawt

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NurseAbi 10

High five your wife! Lol! I don't understand the obsession with threesomes. Boring.

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Altrantis 2

You're clearly a ******...

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