By phatdaddy62 - 18/02/2013 17:23 - United States

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Today, my wife mentioned that she wanted to give me a three-way. I was ecstatic, until she opened her right hand, only to reveal a 3-way lightbulb. FML
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phatdaddy62 23

Im a criminal defense and divorce lawyer. That prank might not have desirable results!

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Tones217 9

At least your wife has a sense of humor!!!

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DocBastard 38

She was just trying to lighten up the mood.

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Melly32 6

You must be glowing with enthusiasm

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Croco83 7

YDI for being a derp. I knew she was trying to get your hopes up from the beginning and you still took the bait. *smh*

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NocturnalCro 14

Give her a three way. Tie her to the bed then bring another woman in and have sex on your tied up wife. Show her how it is done.

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ZombieSazza 34

#45 is a royal ****, I'll bet you're single!! Your wife is a troll and she got you good!

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valrdjem 2

Ha! Be happy you have a woman with enough wit to pull out that one.

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bubble_burst 16

What is that saying again: Little birdie up in the sky, I looked up and it pooped in my eye, I didn't curse and I didn't cry, I just thanked God that pigs don't fly... It could have been worse.. The third person could have been your brother or best friend ;-) Count your blessings man...

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BubbleGrunge 18

I don't know about you, but I'd be cussing up a storm if a bird shit in my eye.

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docscientist 9

This is why it's good to be skeptical much of the time.

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