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By Bl6122 - 02/02/2017 21:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my mom received a condolence card from my high school's alumni association for my recent passing. I'm still alive! FML

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You deserved it 711

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 04:00

Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 597

You deserved it 636

By ninnang - 09/07/2014 21:37 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed by everyone in the office to my cubicle. The card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't know where they got the idea from and no one believes me. They said that denial is part of grieving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 081

You deserved it 3 523

Asshat

By lissa - 01/06/2021 11:01

Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 487

You deserved it 79

By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 203

You deserved it 4 518

By elizabethyeo - 20/02/2012 10:01 - Australia

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 456

You deserved it 46 294

By itsme - 08/07/2019 04:00

Today, we got a letter regarding my sister's college career and an appointment she was required to go to. This seems fitting, since she's a senior in high school, or at least she would be if she hadn't passed away a little over a year ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 865

You deserved it 117

By unlolable4321 - 28/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 347

You deserved it 5 662

High tech scamming

By Thaylok - 13/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was contacted from the great beyond by my mother on Facebook. So were most of my family. This occurred within 60 minutes of her passing. Scammers act fast and can even claim that six sons all posting about the death and reporting the account is a lie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 759

You deserved it 98

Breaking news, sort of

By Anonymous - 22/07/2023 14:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my sister told me our mother had died… via email. I didn't see it for nearly 12 hours. She has my phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 941

You deserved it 86

By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 960

You deserved it 28 596

WCARlover 34

Friday 3 February 2017 4:26

Hahah the exclamation point at the end is just so funny to me, makes me picture you like breaking out into the song "Staying Alive" or something

cacheson 41

Friday 3 February 2017 4:05

I really hope your mom knows that...

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cacheson 41

Friday 3 February 2017 4:05

I really hope your mom knows that...

jcash52426 5

Friday 3 February 2017 18:52

Obviously his/her Mom know that the poster is alive unless they live together then I think she would have made a phone call

Jared900DUmpling 30

Friday 3 February 2017 4:05

I hate it when my school principle becomes Nostradamus...

zainman13 26

Friday 3 February 2017 4:09

RIP and enjoy. You don't get a second chance in life.

Lalala579121 27

Friday 3 February 2017 4:12

RIP OP.

alvarny 17

Friday 3 February 2017 4:25

maybe she told them that you're dead to her...

WCARlover 34

Friday 3 February 2017 4:26

Hahah the exclamation point at the end is just so funny to me, makes me picture you like breaking out into the song "Staying Alive" or something

Tarlachia 33

Friday 3 February 2017 4:28

Is your name Casper, because if so, you may want to let this float by you a sec. You're dead.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 3 February 2017 4:34

Passing of all your classes that you killed...that's what they meant...

species4872 19

Friday 3 February 2017 8:06

Don't argue, just start practicing your chain rattling and fading in and out.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 February 2017 8:29

Go to your high-school reunion in full Zombie make-up and try to eat their brainz!

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Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 22 705

Today, since I've been enduring a sore throat, I got Chloraseptic lozenges to finally get a bit of relief. When I put one in my mouth, I nearly choked on it. Imagine that: trying to soothe your throat, and you almost die by accidentally obstructing it instead. The irony almost hurts even more than my throat does. FML

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You deserved it 121

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Today, I texted a cute picture of my boyfriend and me to my mom, who lives very far away. She replied saying that my Photoshop skills are great, but that I don't need to go so far to pretend that anyone would date me, and that there's no shame in being single at 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 207

You deserved it 3 284

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 211

You deserved it 6 296

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 441

You deserved it 35 590

Today, after receiving yet again a dozen insulting texts, I realized that my dog has way better grammar than my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 646

You deserved it 159

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 157 381

You deserved it 7 535

Today, I couldn't bring up a close friend from college in a conversation without my mom bashing her for over ten minutes. She does this with practically all my close female friends. I suspect she subconsciously doesn't want any girl to steal her son away. FML

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You deserved it 84

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